Top five things you don't want to hear when getting toilets installed:
5. Wow! I have never seen that before.
4. I gotta call my boss to ask if we need to jackhammer this floor.
3. Was this new toilet broken when you bought it?
2. Yeah, water has been leaking in here a long time under the floors.
1. Wow! This is gonna be expensive.
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