Moose-stash

Here is our newest discovery from the Target Dollar Spot. I had promised something for good behavior and the Boy never forgets! We have had a fun-sleepy, weekend.
Our area school district has magnet programs. Saturday the Boy went for a pre-assessment to see if he would be a good match for their dual language program. I tried to mention it casually on Thursday evening so he wouldn't be freaked out Saturday morning. Here is the conversation:
M-On Saturday, not tomorrow, but the next day you and I are going to XYZ Elementary so they can meet you and ask you a few questions.
TB-What are they going to ask me mom?
M- Honestly, I don't know honey. They just want to meet you and ask you some questions, privately.
At this point, The Boys eyes nearly pop out of his head as he asks,
TB-I have to go in my underwear mom!!??
M- No honey, where would you get that idea?
TB- You said privates mom-like were people are not supposed to touch you, privates!!
M-Not those kind of privates honey. That is different. I mean talking like just between two people-that is called p-r-i-v-a-t-e-l-y. I will be there with you but they will call you into a classroom to talk with you without me there-privately.
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!